Lifeless puppet, no hand inside the sock
by hork (i), Holly (ii, vi), Jana (iii), Wayne (iv), Kevin (v), voluminous (vii), and danellopee (viii)
I
Lifeless puppet, no hand inside the sock
II
Muppet. Moppet. Marionette. Rife with metaphor.
III
Chocolate chips and pickup sticks; life is such a bore.
IV
Boredom spread in Facebook thread; new Mafia War.
V
This was nothing like the MySpace that had come before
VI
Pink squeaker toys for dogs can only be so cute before they get creepy
VII
but consequences be damned, the loofah just seemed to *fit*
VIII
Now to conjure a convincing story for the Urgent Care doctor…